Thursday, August 29, 2013

Beauty Tips For The Deathly Ill


So we did a Google search on this subject, and about the only thing we could come up with was the old standby - "To simulate a glow of health, just lightly pinch your cheeks."

Fun fact:  this only works if one has convex cheeks.

A: Maybe we could ask Paul* when he comes over today.

M: Why would Paul know anything about beauty tips?

A: Well, they lump Health and Beauty together at the grocery store, right?

M: . . . Ya got me.

*Asa's acupuncturist, Paul Jenks.