Thursday, August 29, 2013
Beauty Tips For The Deathly Ill
So we did a Google search on this subject, and about the only thing we could come up with was the old standby - "To simulate a glow of health, just lightly pinch your cheeks."
Fun fact: this only works if one has convex cheeks.
A: Maybe we could ask Paul* when he comes over today.
M: Why would Paul know anything about beauty tips?
A: Well, they lump Health and Beauty together at the grocery store, right?
M: . . . Ya got me.
*Asa's acupuncturist, Paul Jenks.